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I DON'T GET DRUNK I GET AWESOME

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I DONT NEED SEX THE GOVERNMENT FUCKS ME EVERYDAY

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I GOT YOUR BACK

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I HAVE A BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER I ALSO HAVE A SHAVEL A GUN ALIBI

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I HAVE A BEAUTIFUL WIFE I ALSO HAVE A SHAVEL A GUN ALIBI

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I HAVE THE BOOBS I MAKE THE RULES